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Hola, chicos..!

Week ending November 29th 2009

Some friendly advice from the locals

Some friendly advice from the locals

Well, we’re still in Paradise Village to the north of Puerto Vallarta, and jolly splendid it is too - except for the issue of 14ft crocs patrolling the inland canals where the yacht club is situated…

The yacht remains a very civilised - and air conditioned - place to be, with David and Web providing the entertainment.  Wide screen TV, a choice of films, a cup of tea and a bar of chocolate has never been so welcome.

Monday saw us begin Spanish classes with Cynthia at the University of Guadalajara in town. Slow progress of course, but inspiring enough for us to want to go and visit the local orphanage and offer to help out in the mornings before heading for school, both in order to help for the sake of it, and in order to try our rather stilted Spanish on unsuspecting children.

The afternoons saw us take the bus back to the resort and cook dinner or, more commonly, be taken out to dinner in one of the three restaurants in the village. Marvellous, all this crewing.

On Friday after changing 20 beds and washing and sweeping floors, I played model for half a dozen 5 year old girls who gelled my hair (!) and beardy and proceeded to comb both. It was great fun, but I had to sneak out and wash it all out before leaving, for fear of looking ridiculous. That would never do.

Joy meanwhile was gathering socks into pairs, which took several hours. She also ironed t-shirts and miniature trousers and then proceeded to comb hair and put it into bunches or ponytails - something the boys objected to, but the girls rather liked!

The orphanage seems well run, the kids are very sweet and always immaculately turned out. They attend school in the afternoons, so in the morning it’s play time. The place is funded jointly by the Mexican Government, and by both a US and a Canadian foundation. Long term volunteers include several Canadians who live in town, and some English teenagers who come here on their gap year to help out for a few months.

Thanksgiving evening saw the most incredible buffet laid on by one of the restaurants next to the dock. Turkey, Beef, Pork, chicken and some green things that Joy called ‘vegetables’ were offered, and a band played Mexican, British and American music all night long. Most of the guests had left by 9pm so we were treated to their tunes until we departed later that night. Usually Thanksgiving dinners are put on between about 1pm and 3pm, but we suspected that this was later in the day because of the repressive heat and humidity that still lingers here. Today is Saturday and its above 85 degrees c. and well in excess of 150% humidity… possibly.

More of the same on sunday.

Yachting is the new cycling

Week ending November 22, 2009

Capt. Ron at the steering wheel

Capt. Ron at the steering wheel

We left Brian’s place on board the good ship Sea Dream, which is registered in Long Beach, California. The boat is apparently a 55ft cutter rigged sloop, with 3 sails and the option of using a ‘kite’ or ‘chute’ - or, for those of us who know no better - including me - a ’spinnaker’.

Capt. Ron, Admiral David, Web and Chuck had awaited our return to good health, before setting off for Puerto Vallarta, on mainland Mexico, across the Sea of Cortez. We set off under motor and then, as the wind blew us south east, we put the sails up. Sheets, halyards, rigging, and ’strings’ as we liked to call everything, were moved from place to place, via big round cranks and lots of winding, to put up, take down or just move the position of the sails. Actually harder work than I had imagined, I was employed to turn the cranks as I was the youngest and least experienced member on board. Joy cooked admirably: except, for the first day under sail, when we both felt rather green for a while, before we ‘got our sea legs’. We were both surprised at how quickly we adjusted to constantly stumbling and bouncing around. We did however have to avoid all visits below deck unless entirely necessary, for fear of revisiting our food.

The crew were great fun. We anchored up in a lovely bay with several other boats for the first night, where we sat and watched the stars, before we setting off next morning for the 40 hour crossing. As the ‘youngest and least experienced member of the crew’  - I had to take a watch, along with the more experienced ones, both at lunchtime and at 12midnight til 3am: which was a little scary. Being a good sport, Joy stayed with me as we sat on deck, behind the wheel, watching the radar, scanning the ink black horizon for lights and hoping that nothing untoward happened.

On night no.2, the radar decided to pack up. The AIS system, which identifies the length speed, direction and name of other vessels in the vicinity, also decided to disappear. In a rather excited voice, I called Web, who confidently pointed out that that sort of thing sometimes happens. ‘Oh, well that’s alright then’.

Nothing else happened that night, except to say we watched the stars move across the sky and begin to understand a little of how ancient mariners might have navigated their way across the seas. Neither of us are an Ellen Macarthur, and we happily took instruction on everything from chopping vegetables to tying up the boat.

Before arriving in port, we experienced a major highlight of our trip to date.

Aaaah

Aaaah

On two separate occasions, 5 dolphins joined us on the bow of the ship for more than half an hour, allowing us to take as much footage and as many still photographs as we could manage. They swept and cruised around the pointy end of the boat, and occasionally jumped clear from the water. They truly seemed to be having fun. As we leaned out over the boat, pretending to be Kate Winslet on ‘Titanic’, the dolphins even turned on their sides to look more carefully at us. They were about 8ft long, scratched and scarred and extremely alert. And as quickly as they joined us, they left.

Along with yachting itself, watching whales, flying in a helicopter and kayaking, our trip will always be framed by these experiences.

The weather remained kind, and we moved slowly into a bay on the eastern side of the Sea where we cooked breakfast, before hauling anchor again and heading off to Nuevo Vallarta, a smart new development on the northern edge of the city of Puerto Vallarta. The ‘village’ featured monster motor cruisers, yachts of all shapes and sizes, hotels, spas, swimming pools, showers, restaurants and a mall which included Starbucks, Macdonalds, Subway and Dominoes Pizza.

Joy and I weren’t proud. After 48 hours of food poisoning, and a wobbly crossing, a sugary coffee and a pizza might just settle our somewhat delicate little tummies. Culture could wait.

We all wandered round the village, and whilst it was undeniably welcome, it wasn’t ‘Mexico’ as Joy and I had expected. Still, we concluded, we have time to discover all that. For now, the enjoyment of walking on concrete pathways, and the obvious luxury of a settled stomach, were splendid.

During our first few days here, we contemplated our future direction. We accepted that we were missing England, but also agreed that we were having fun. We planned to work for a charity in Guatemala converting old bicycles into machines for local people, including corn grinders, concrete mixers and water pumps. (see www.mayapedal.org) We were looking forward to this, as well as meeting friends that we had made en route across the States, in Central America. But for now, a week’s Spanish tuition awaited us in Vallarta, which we hoped would allow us some insight into life in this country.

Como esta..?

Me llama es Joff.

Como se dice en Espanol…?

Slow but sure, but I think the lady teaching us is already thinking of a change of career…

Ha ha - are we still having fun…?

Week ending November 15th 2009

These giants followed us the entire route down southern Baja

These giants followed us the entire route down southern Baja

Sunday came along, and Don and Brenda took us to the Loreto farmers market, then around town for a short tour. In the evening we all went to the sailing club at Escondido for a ‘potluck’, a traditionally American gathering in which people bring along a food dish and some drinks - which appealed to us. A great mix of Mexican and US food accompanied the beers and wines on offer (and the orange juice that we obviously drank).

Leaving the next day we thanked Don and Brenda for their hospitality and for the 4 days we had to acclimatise. Mexico is so hot (84c on sunday) so humid and so mosquitoey; and as I am their favourite food, it’s been a trying time. People say that it’s due to the amount of sugar I eat, but I can’t find it in myself to drink tea sin azucker. aaarghghg.

We left at 7.30 in the a.m as the temperature was already increasing. We wobbled off up the road on our newly rebuilt bikes, waving as we went. The Sierra de Gigantes mountains that we encountered within a couple of hours of cycling were stunningly beautiful, rugged and thankfully quite empty of traffic. Their ochre and greenish hues epitomised the colours of the first few days that we had spent in Mexico, and after 2 hours climb we crested the (eventual) top and then began a huge, very gentle downhill, that saw us whiz along at 15-20mph. Squashed tarantulas and squashed scorpions (some more than 3 inches long) littered the edge of the road, but (un)fortunately we didn’t see any alive.

The wind blew us along quite nicely, but when we arrived at our intended stop for the night, El Insurgentes, we were rather disappointed to discover no hotels, no decent cafes to eat in and actually, on reflection, little of anything. We pedalled off down the boulevade with the wind still at our backs, and managed to ride into Constitucion just before dusk. 81 miles covered on our first day back on the bikes.

We found an RV park that had a couple of tired rooms available. Marvellous. The air conditioning rattled but worked, the shower was hot and the door even locked. And we managed to get boiling water for a cuppa.

The next day was always going to be difficult. There was nothing - literally - between Constitucion and El Centenario, on the edge of La Paz, except for a couple of dreadful little villages offering barking dogs, dirty trucks and grinding poverty.

- When I was younger, experiencing this level of poverty in India and Pakistan was an experience that readily washed over me - after all, what could I do to help..? I was young, uninformed and naive. Nowadays, whilst still young(…), seeing and meeting really poor people is a much more painful experience. I can still do nothing to help, short of buying more drinks from these people than I really need, but what is so upsetting is that Mexico is a land wealthy in resource and intellect. Is this irrelevant? Perhaps I just remain as naive and uninformed as I ever was -

We had read previously that asking at restaurants for a place to stay could result in the offer of a site to pitch a tent. We duly found a roadside cafe - which had 2 plastic tables, 4 chairs, no menu, no hot drinks - and no food as it turned out - where we asked, in appalling Spanish, whether the owners knew of anywhere to camp. Maria and Jose did not, but they did offer their grounds to pitch on. We bought some drinks from them and then, as the generator konked out at 6pm and we were all left in an awkward silence, we retired.

The restaurant where we slept the night

The restaurant where we slept the night

The land on which we were to camp featured a fantastic array of historic, rusting and thoroughly useless agricultural machinery, plus a tarmac road roller. On the conveyorbelt tonight were the remains of two combine harvesters, four tractors, several unidentifiable hulks of steel, and at least 7 or 8 cars, plus an enclosure with goats and chickens, some free range - and quite impressive looking - turkeys and one junkyard dog.

Apparently, the agricultural remains strewn about the various towns and villages relate to a time when the federal government handed out such equipment to the farmers of co-operatives to help them work the land - but as has been pointed out on more than one occasion, (jokingly, but in a tired sort of way) there are no Spanish words for ‘preventive maintenance’ because a lack of ready cash disallows it.

Anyway, being adventurous, I suggested to Joy we just hang our new mosquito nets from a line that we could erect between combine harvester no.1 and the tarmac roller, so that we could gaze up at the stars as we drifted off to sleep. She agreed, so we settled into our nets, fidgeted for an hour or two, and slowly fell asleep.

At 10pm, we were cold, so had to get out our sleeping bags. More fidgeting.

At 12pm in the dead of night, a large truck pulled up within a few yards of us, and the driver proceeded to get out, walk around the truck, spit noisily several times, then get back in. The cricketing crickets stopped cricketing. And we were frozen with fear. Did he see us? (Yes of course, we were huge, brilliant white traingular forms against the dark as night background, remincent of monster coccoons in a horror movie). Was he going to cut us up and dispose of our bodies in a shallow grave? (No, of course not, but that didn’t occur to us at the time….)

The truck reminded me of the vehicle used in the film ‘Jeeper Creepers’, and his silhouette was similarly reminscent of the baddy in the same film.

‘Joy, don’t move, I don’t think he’s seen us…’

‘What’s he doing..?’

‘I don’t know, but he’s right here.’

Eventually the chap fell asleep in his truck, in the back yard of the couple who’d let us stay the night. Questions were flying around in our minds, but in time we also drifted off.

At the crack of dawn, the chap in the huge hat woke up, said good morning to us and then drove off down the previously unseen track at the back of Maria and Jose’s place. He was a farmer and, no doubt aware of just how much further he had to drive that night, just decided to stop at their place to sleep before finishing his trip. Obvious, really….

Was it just a bad dream...?

Was it just a bad dream...?

By morning we also realised that our sleeping bags were saturated. The fog, common in these parts, had rolled in and soaked everything. Our nets were dripping water, so that as we lay there in our wet bags in the early morning we were awoken by a regular drip, drip, drip rather than the morning sun and the singing birds… we packed up and said our farewells. ‘Adios Senor and Senora, muchas gracias.’

The next day was to be another long one. We pedalled and pedalled through the cactus desert. Finding a small scrubland tree for shelter we stopped for a drink of water and as I put my kickstand down the bike fell over as the stand cracked, breaking my mirror in the process. All quite unnecessary. And it didn’t help that it was boiling out there.

That evening we made it to El Centenario, hot and flustered, on the western edge of La Paz  and a rather plush hotel with pool and smart restaurant. We had left the ridiculous and arrived in the sublime. We felt we had deserved it. The change in climate, the change in landscape and the desperate situation of some of the people that we met along the way were taking their toll on us. It might only be day 6 in Mexico, but we were feeling it. We allowed the quality of the nice hotel to absorb us. Leaving next morning wasn’t the easiest decision that we had ever made.

We rode the 6 miles into La paz where we literally bumped into an American chap crossing the road who stopped us and asked us what we were doing, etc. ‘Are you nuts..?‘ We discussed our trip and our intended ferry ride to Mazatlan and, as an off the cuff remark, Joy mentioned that we might like to crew on a sailing boat if possible, instead of take the ferry to the mainland. The chap said ‘come with me’ and we walked our bikes to the marina where we met various boaty types sitting around in the morning sun drinking coffee and chatting. The man at the back of the group, Ron said that he was indeed looking for crew and that we should come and have a look at the boat with him, before meeting his crew, to see what they thought of the prospective additions. We were immediately welcomed onto the boat. We used the marina facilities to shower, then on our return Ron announced that the vote was 3 to 1 (and the 1 was thrown overboard on the basis of his decision). So we were accepted. We would take off on saturday morning for Puerto Vallarta, which was in fact our initial intended destination until we discovered that the ferry to that particular city no longer sailed. Ron and the crew had planned to go to Mazatlan but had immediately decided to alter their route to accommodate our plans. What a decent bunch of chaps.

We left the marina glowing. What luck! As we pedalled along the malecon (the promenade) we decided to stop for a bit of lunch before arriving at Brian’s place, where we intended to stay the night. Alarm bells should have rung, given that there were no customers at our chosen restaurant, but they didn’t. We were tired but happy. We just wanted to eat some lunch.

We arrived at Brian’s later that afternoon, where we stayed the night. His apartment, one of a dozen in a condo overlooking the marina at the other end of the town, was a delight. It’s large balcony on two sides allowed one to sit and watch the sun arc around the sky and set over the ocean. Brian cooked us a lovely dinner and as we chatted I began heating up. We went to bed, slightly uncomfortably, and by daybreak I had visited the ‘restroom’ 6 times - none of which was particularly restive. Food poisoning had meant a rather horrible night, after which Joy joined me in the number of visits to the restroom.

The following day we lay in bed and sipped water timidly. Thankfully Ron and the crew were happy to wait for us. And Brian was happy to accommodate us.

Day 2 and we were feeling better - but not mended. I didn’t eat for 48 hours, and was even off my usual cup of tea. Joy recovered more speedily to begin with, but then deteriorated in the afternoon. Still, as we noted to Brian, we were in a marvellous place to be sick: a comfy apartment, sun shining over the marina, and a fan on all day to soothe our fevered brows. Thank you very much Brian. And apologies for not being the best of company.

Hoorah. We now feel better. Today Brian offered us a ride in his Robinson helicopter - how could we refuse..? Except I’m scared of heights - but was thankfully persuaded to go. We wandered through the marina to find his helicopter waiting for us, its large eyes blinkered to protect it from the heat. I noticed only two rotors. Had one fallen off? Or even two? Then we both noticed the size of the bird. Brian assured us it was a real machine but I was convinced it was a 1:5 scale model only to be flown by remote control.

Me, nervous...?

Me, nervous...? Don't be ridiculous.

Brian checked the oil level in the back rotor by pulling on the tail thingy, which caused the entire front to lift off the ground. I wasn’t at all worried. It was at about the same time I noticed that the wind direction was gauged by a piece of red wool, 6″ long, pinched in its centre, by the central window frame. This was going to be fun.

itll be fine Joff, just enjoy the views

it'll be fine Joff, just enjoy the views

We plugged into the headphones, the rotors whirred and, quite unnaturally, we lifted vertically off the ground, and at quite a rate of knots. We were buffeted by the wind that blew across us as we made our way along the bay, aqua blue and golden where the sand bars rose and fell, over the deep ocean and then back across the seashore to La Paz. It was exhilarating and utterly fun. Given that the motor was working to carry only the three of us, I actually had very little concern for our safety - except for when Brian pointed out that if the rotors stopped, he had 1.5 seconds in which to react, before we all crashed and drowned…

We buzzed across various flight paths at the international airport in La Paz, and landed safely on a helipad. Another average day in this amazing, potentially harsh but thoroughly absorbing country.

The beautiful sea off La Paz

The beautiful sea off La Paz

Baja ha ha (Mexico)

Week ending 8th November 2009

(NB. The Baja ha ha is an annual sailing event which sees over 100 boats sail from LA to Baja. We tried, in vain to get a ride on one, so ended up deciding to fly.)

With the welcome of a new week, we planned the next leg of our trip. We sat on the computer all day (thank you John and Diane, and sorry for the dent) and discovered that Mexico wasn’t as dodgy as it might at first appear and that there were plenty of people with good advice about riding through all of central America. It came as a bit of a relief. I had been worried enough about this leg, so to be reassured of the conditions that awaited us, even before we entered the next country was nice.

We also took time to read the LA Times, which was fun. Apparently an ER doctor at a local hospital has been found guilty of stopping his car infront of two cyclists that were whizzing down a hill, ‘to teach them a lesson’ in courtesy, in a hotly disputed court case. He’s been prosectued for driving wrecklessly and assaulting two people with a deadly weapon (ie his 2 ton car..). He wasn’t allowed bail, as he was considered a danger to bikers, and could serve 10 years for his stupidity.

In another article, it’s been calculated that bicycle fatalities occur every 32million kilometres cycled and that accidents occur to commuting bikers every 8.7 years. Even with my nervous disposition, it’s worth a gamble. Marvellous.

The Californian towns that we’ve been through really have been very good to cyclists, both in terms of the courtesy of their drivers, and the consideration given to bikes in roads planning. We discovered bicycle crossing lights, which stopped cars in their tracks; and paths that provided better views of a town than the roads adjacent.

Needless to say, as we pedalled out of Palos Verdes the following day, we felt coccooned in a bubble of safety, as every car gave us as wide a berth as physically possible.

We left Diane and John and headed towards the beach at Hermosa, where we met Steve and Linda, who lived in a lovely location 2 blocks from the water. Lasagne was on the menu, and as Diane had cooked several different sorts in a test case, before a baby shower due the following saturday, I was asked to eat as much as possible. Whilst some might think this a difficult job, I struggled valiantly through with thirdsies…. as it was just like my mum’s :)

Wednesday saw us packing. Diane and John had given us bike boxes, so we dismantled the bikes (and had several spares left over in the process) and tried to bend them into the unfeasibly small boxes. Had we managed to obtain the only two matchbox bike boxes in the world?

A third box was required for the front wheels, the panniers and other assorted ’stuff’ that didn’t fit comfortably into the other two. What fun.

We said ‘adios’ to Linda and Steve, and met John again, who very kindly took us to the airport the following morning, where we discovered that the the flight to Loreto was painless enough, despite concerns that we might just land in the sea, given the proximity of the landing strip to the water.

Don met us at the airport and whisked us to his place in a little village north of Loreto. It was an idyllic location with a bay, diving pelicans and other friendly folks to meet and greet. It was a lovely place to accimatise to the new culture. We met various folks through dinner parties and a great evening spent at the local yacht club where we even joined it! On the first evening however, we met Ginni, a lady that we had been in contact with for weeks, regarding kayaking. (See her excellent website for more information in kayaking with British made fibregalls boats made by Nigel Dennis, the uncrowned king of kayak design: *********)

She invited us to join on her her morning training run, over to Isla Danzante, a 6 mile roundtrip which saw us paddle to honeymoon cove where we saw a myriad aquarium-style fish in their natural surroundings, as well as more pelicans and even ‘magnificent frigatebirds’. It was great to get into some kayaks and Ginni was lovely, but her trips were fully booked so we couldn’t organise a time to go with her - still, there’s always another time…